Truly America’s Pastime
I failed at baseball. I wanted to play professionally and I failed. In the process, I also failed all my family and friends. Ok- maybe I’m being harsh…
Boring Beetle
You’ve been lied to…the Bookworm, a symbol of the book smart, bibliophile class, does not…
Athletes aren’t Heroes
Athletes should not be paid more than teachers! It is one of the greatest injustices of Life. And I don’t just feel that way because…
We The Hunched Over Wordies
Have you noticed that no one wants the two spaces after the period anymore? Apparently, Microsoft decided…
Suction Cup Technology
Have you noticed that there has been no advancement in the area of Suction Cup Technology? I thought by now…
Old Age and New Land Development
I’ve gotten older. The evidence wasn’t just the tiny inferno atop my cake this year. I realized I was older for different reasons…
It’s Just Soda!
Red Bull and Monster drinks are just a ploy to make soda an acceptable breakfast beverage. There I said it! I know…
The Ryder Files
I’m a dad of a toddler – soon to be preschooler – so there is no way I don’t know who Ryder is. For the uninitiated, there is a cartoon called Paw Patrol …
Call Me A Quitter
Call me a quitter! I don’t care anymore. Let’s just all move to Canada and open up a Maple syrup-flavored Bed and Breakfast…
Strip Clubs are Sad Discos 